Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Bozos continued




3 Bozos continued

 

Scene 8

Phil-at-home is sitting at a table in the Tea Garden in the grounds of St. Ascension-to-the-Premiership Church in Maidenhead. The table has a tea pot and cup along with an array of IT hardware – I-phone; I-pad; headset etc. Phil is punching numbers into a calculator, whilst talking through the headset. He looks up as Maytrix approaches. She is looking worried and harassed. 

P-a-H: (talking to his Phone) Weak and Wobbly’s just turned up... must go...my advice is buy, buy, buy; bye-bye! (he sits back with a look of satisfaction. Maytrix collapses onto a rather unstable garden chair)

P-a-H: Hello my Old Bunion. That was Hedge-fund Horace. You remember him. Humungus pad in the Dutch Antilles; fortune in the City....or maybe it was the other way round. Anyway, he was just about to place a bet - I mean invest some money- on how many percentage points the Tory lead will drop as a result of Porcamis’ Sikh Temple/Whiskygate ruse. I told Horrie, I would ask you and get back to him.

Maytrix:

Really, Phil; you are just too much sometimes. I have just had what Daddy used to call a ‘St. Catherine of a day’ – I was pinned mercilessly to the wheel by a succession of our ‘media friends’, who seem to be turning against me. The whole thing is being orchestrated by that awful Jock–Andy Neil.
That new Spindogger of ours, James (Nutty) Slack, is proving to be worse even than Katie ‘don’t-blame me’ Perrier. You know how I hate being interviewed by ‘Randy Andy’ so I tell Nutty to give me a script that is watertight, and, if you pardon the expression, ordure proof. So Slacky says in his disgusting over-familiar way ‘no problem Terry! You just need to repeat these 2 phrases – ‘Horse and Stable’ and ‘Do you want Jezza-bin-Corbyn entering number 10 through the back door? ‘.

Everything is going swingingly, apart from having to cope with Jock Neil’s dreadful body odour when he leans towards me; then all of a sudden he starts to smirk and asks me to tell him more about selling off old people’s houses to pay for their care and stopping their greedy children getting their hands on the equity. Of course, I have no idea what he is on about so I come back with ‘It’s a straight choice between ME and Asama-bin-Corbyn at number 10’.  Jock is not impressed and returns with ‘So, you don’t care, if ordinary people can no longer help to make their children’s future secure?’ I reply ‘I think you’ll find, Dandy Andy, that what the Great Unwashed want is Horse and Stable government!

At this Gnasher Neal’s smirk turns into a broad grin and says triumphantly ‘Well, Prime Mediocrity! I think you will find that the horse has already bolted on this one’. As you can imagine, Phil, I am seething at this. Nevertheless, I manage to perform what the Rugger Buggers at St. Hugh’s used to call a ‘scrambled defence’.

On the whole, all things considered, I feel like I come out of Jock’s mauling pretty well; but when I get back to Spin HQ, Nutty Slack is in high dudgeon. ‘What did you think you’re doing, you’ve stirred up a Silver Tsunami’ he says, ‘You’ve already upset the JAMs’ , he says.
(aside to Phil) Remind me, who are the JAMs, Phil?

P-a-H: (sympathetically) The ‘Just About Mad (enough to vote Tory)’

M: I just don’t understand these spin-doggers, exactly what do they want?

P-a-H: (sniggering) Oh, spin-doggers; nothing they like more than to see you screwed in public! (chortles at his own joke)

M: (not understanding) Maybe Phil, I have not understood the brilliance of your care scheme; or perhaps I didn’t put it across well. Explain to me again how does your selling old people’s homes idea work?

P-a-H: (Phil raises his eyes to heaven; It is the fifth time he has had to explain) Well, darling, it’s a simple but beautiful idea. It’s just an equity release scam; I mean, plan. We get our hands on the equity locked up in old people’s property; my company makes a handsome profit; The Greys and their kids lose a bit of scratch (which they didn’t deserve anyway); I slip you a few thousand for your favourite C of E charity – Bish, Bash, Bosh, tons of Dosh – problem solved.

M: Phil, you are so clever... Now I don’t want you to be jealous but I wish I had Spreadsheet Phil by my side at this time. He is so good at being dull. He would just have woofed a few numbers at Nasty neal until the Jabber Jock just gave up; and everyone would say ‘Hammondo is right1’ ‘We can trust Hammond-the-dog.

P: Much better, my little Mayflower, that he takes care of the Bozos...With the Bozos away, the Maytrix makes hay!

M: (looking lovingly into  Phil’s spectacles) Did I mention, Phil poppet, that when I was in the US of A, Dementia Donny said that we are a marriage made in heaven...you know I think he’s right!


Tuesday, 23 May 2017

Edition 2 Part 2



Stories Told & Stories Lived


Social Constructionists like Barnett Pearce like to use the concept of 'Stories told and Stories lived'. Stories lived are events and interactions etc., which are played out – they are reality; they are what actually occurs. Stories told are how we make sense of those events and and interactions. Together stories lived and stories told provide a useful matrix, within which current issues around immigration can be understood.

Put another way, there is what is in REALITY happening with regard to immigration and there is the NARRATIVE, which we have developed (or more accurately, which has been developed for us) to explain and understand immigration.

The Brexiters realized early on in the referendum campaign that immigration could be 'weaponised' to their advantage, if they could control the narrative. This was not a particularly difficult task as the right wing of the Tory party, aided and abetted by the Daily Mail, UKIP and a placatory, supine Prime Minister had more or less done the job already. Theresa May had been the main storm-trooper in the Government's plan to poison the atmosphere in respect of immigrants. It was she who sent vans around London carrying a stark message of 'Go Home' to unwanted immigrants. She seems to have had little difficulty in reconciling this and other anti-immigrant actions with her
stated 'christian' values and beliefs.


A recent article in the Observer (May 7th,2017) highlighted how the anti-democratic organization Cambridge Analytica courted the friendship of Farage and helped Brexiters to construct messages and target these at undecided voters. Immigration was seen as an issue ripe for exploitation. Messages were constructed, which, would directly feed into the popular narrative on immigration and secure votes for Brexit.

By juxtaposing narrative and reality in this article, we seek to highlight the gap between what we are encouraged to believe is going on and what actually is going on:

Narrative: We are being overrun by immigrants as a result of Free Movement in the EU.

Reality:

1.      Net migration to UK in 2015 was 330,000 an increase of 156,000 from 2012
2.      43% of total were from EU; 67% were from elsewhere
3.      192,000 of the total were Students from overseas, who had come to study on courses of 1 year or more duration

Comment:
1.      The Coalition Government seriously breached its own targets on immigration

2.      Opting out of EU movement will only give back limited control over immigration. EU movement is just a convenient smokescreen to distract from the fact that the Government either has no idea how to control immigration or does not really wish to do so.

It is very hard to implement in practice. We have always had power to control movement of people from outside the EU and yet that has not come down to tens of thousands. “ Lord Willetts ex- Tory Minister in Evening Standard 16.5.2017

3.      No priority is given to tracking the pattern of student movements; what information there is suggests that most return to their country of origin shortly after completing their studies – there is little evidence to support the view that bogus courses are used as means of accessing entry to UK
4.      There has been a drop of 41,000 students coming to UK since Brexit



Narrative: We do not need to concern ourselves with emigration it is immigration that matters

Reality:
315,000 UK nationals emigrated in 2015. The majority go for better job opportunities; most of those leaving for work are skilled, professional and managerial classes.

Comment:
1.      The UK should show greater concern for the continuing loss of skilled, professional and managerial workers


Narrative: Immigrants are taking our jobs; creating unemployment and driving down wages


Reality:

1.      Research shows that 'there is no significant impact of immigration on unemployment in UK'
2.      Immigration has a small impact  on average wages of existing workers; wage effects are likely to be greatest for resident workers who are immigrants themselves
3.      As well as expanding labour supply, immigration can increase demand for labour by
1.      increasing consumer demand for goods and services
2.      stimulating more investment

Comment:
The widely held (and encouraged) view that migrants either take jobs from UK workers or drive down wages is not substantiated. Employers routinely find that there are jobs (usually low skill/ low paid) that UK workers will not do or will not do for the low wages on offer. Migrants plug a gap in the labour force. The real problem is that UK has chosen increasingly to be a low wage/low skills service-based economy


Narrative: Immigrants are causing a housing crisis; immigrants get preferential treatment when it comes to social housing.

(N.B - In a speech in December 2012, Theresa May claimed that more than a third of all new housing demand in Britain was caused by immigration. “And there is evidence that without the demand caused by mass immigration, house prices could be 10% lower over a 20-year period,”) 


Reality:

1.      74% of recent migrants (those who have been in the UK for five years or less) were in the private rented sector in the first quarter of 2015
2.       they are twice as likely to be renters compared with the total migrant population
3.       39% of the total foreign-born population were in the private rented sector, and just 14% of the UK born population (Guardian 25.1.16)
4.      9% of all social housing goes to people born abroad. 91% of all social tenancies are taken up by UK born citizens.
5.      The impact of immigration on housing is mixed, and geographically specific.

Comment:

The idea that the housing crisis is caused by mass migration, and that without migration, Britain would have no need for more housing is not substantiated. Government simply needs to build more homes, which are truly affordable

LSE report  points out, 66% of housing demand is created not by net migration figures being higher than in previous years, but by a lack of social housing stock, an increase in life expectancy, and more households delaying marriage or forgoing cohabitation resulting in an increased number of smaller households.

 


Narrative:  Immigrants are a drain on our Services and economy

Reality:

1.      2000 -2011  EU migrants contributed £20 billion to UK public finances
2.      University College London researchers reveal that EU migrants contributed 64% more in taxes than received in benefits
3.      International students contributed £25 billion to the economy 2014/15
4.      It is difficult to find figures either on cost annually to NHS or who are the so-called 'health tourists' One estimate (unclear how reliable) is that HT costs NHS 0.3%  of its budget annually. Proposed schemes to recoup cost proved to be more costly than retrieved income they were likely to generate

Comment:
EU migrants are neither scroungers nor health tourists.
The fall in international student numbers will have a negative effect on the economy

Narrative: Immigrants come to UK to access welfare benefits

Reality:
1.      Most non-EU nationals who are subject to immigration control are not allowed access to "public funds" (such as jobseekers' allowance or tax credits), although they can use public services like the NHS and education.
2.      EU citizens who are working have similar access to the benefits as UK citizens. For jobseekers or people not working, the rules for determining eligibility can be complex and vary depending on the type of benefit in question.
3.      The current government has introduced various restrictions on European Economic Area (EEA) citizens' access to benefits. Their impacts on total welfare spending are hard to quantify but are not likely to be large.
4.      Foreign born people are less likely to be receiving key Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) out-of-work benefits than the UK born, but more likely to be receiving tax credits because they are working in low paid jobs.


Contradictions

 The above evidences the fact that the current narrative (story told) of immigration consistently contradicts the reality (story lived) of immigration; as is evident in the following binaries:

·         numbers of immigrants a problem v numbers of immigrants not a problem

·         immigrants' negative impact on workforce and jobs v immigrants' positive impact on workforce and jobs

·         immigrants a drain on economy v immigrants as net contributors

·         immigrants a drain on services v immigrants (through tax take) contributors to services

·         immigrants given priority in housing v immigrants not given preferential treatment

·         immigrants threaten cultural identity v immigrants enhance and enrich culture

Why is this so?

The explanation for this phenomenon is that immigration has become a proxy for wider dissatisfaction amongst the people. Real concerns are about the erosion of living standards since 2008 crash; insecurity of employment; growth of the so-called 'gig economy' and zero hours contracts; increase in poverty, particularly child poverty; and the steady increase in inequality during the last two parliaments.

There is a long and inglorious history of vilifying and persecuting immigrants at times of hardship. This Government seems content to foster and encourage anti-immigrant feeling. It wrings its hands at the violence, which has been unleashed against those perceived as non-British since Brexit but does nothing. No doubt that is because it is easier to blame and divert attention onto others rather than to take responsibility for the structural problems, which exist in the economy and do something about them. It is an immoral and dangerous game because once the genie of hatred is released from the bottle, the stopper cannot easily be replaced.

Will the Prime Minister, who seems to have styled herself as the moral conscience of an increasingly right wing Tory party, have the guts to set the record straight on immigration? Not if her performance as Home Secretary is anything to go by. As her cleric father may have preached:

“By their fruits shall ye know them” Matthew 7.20

Stop Press: BBC shared information ((unconfirmed) that 80% of May’s cabinet disagree with proposed policy on immigration



 Book at Bedtime

told to you by Robert Goodwill MP, Minister of State for Immigration
 


Rupert & the Unaccompanied  Asylum Seekers

Down Primrose Hill
Bill Badger runs
“It's over in Syree Wood
D'you hear the guns?”


For Syreean Badgers
There's no place to hide
The mad Syreenistas'
plan is genocide

Refugee badger cubs
scattered everywhere
Yet Nutwood citizens
don't seem to care

Times past in Nutwood
Folks felt compassion
Now caring for others
is no longer in fashion

“Come on” says Rupert
I'll find my dad
to stand and do nothing
is both criminal and mad

They meet  Growler and Pug
along the way
Constable Growler touches his helmet
to say 'good day'



They tell their story;
Growler gets quite cross
“Badgers can't expect us
to make good their loss

There are too many here
already, is what I say,
if they cross our borders
I'll just send them away”



Algie Pug pipes up

“300 young badgers
we did agree
those badgers are lucky
we took even 3

Send them off to Deutschewald
they're a soft touch
more badgers in Nutwood
 it's just too much



From behind a bush
the voice of Wise Old Goat
'Pug Growler and co
You may well gloat

Time will come when
WE are in need
There's more to life
than avarice and greed

Once I was proud
To hail from Nutwood.
Shame on you for destroying
All that was good.'


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