Monday, 19 March 2018

El Syd is back

"When we are returned to power we want to put in the statute book an act which will make our people citizens of the world before they are citizens of this country." ~ Clement Attlee

And now for Syd



I’m ramblin’, ramblin’, ramblin’, ramblin’,
I want to ramble with you,
I’m ramblin’,
I hope you want to ramble too….

That ditty, for which I want to thank the late, great Bob Marley, makes everything sound jolly and hopeful.
But jolly and hopeful are the last things I have been feeling lately. Rather I have felt down in the mouth, down hearted and generally disheartened. I even lost interest in contributing to this outstanding blog.
I wonder what Clem would have said. Well he might have said “Do what my old mate Winnie used to say – you’ve just got to keep buggering on!”
Really? Well I suppose he’d be right, but with ailing public services, councils in danger of using all their reserves, prisons in meltdown, education in crisis, social care in crisis, police services under strength, fire services under strength, the privatised probation service underfunded and heading for bankruptcy, homelessness rising inexorably…… I could go on and on.
All this and I haven’t mentioned Brexit. Well I can put that right and no mistake. Let’s take for example the irony that we have a remainer Prime Minister arguing vehemently for leaving the EU, and a Brexiter leader of the opposition arguing for a continuing form of membership of the EU! You couldn’t make it up!
To continue the ironic theme, is it just me, or does anyone else think it bizarre for individuals to work for, and be paid well by, an organisation whose very existence they believe to be a turd-splat on national sovereignty and self-determination! Such hypocritical denial is then compounded by the expression of self-righteous platitudes about how principled they are by working for and succeeding in achieving their own professional demise; oh how I sometimes wish it could be personal.
And then, and then, we have Vlad the Nerveless – or so he claims – spreading a nerve agent around Salisbury like angel dust. Why? To kill an ageing spy? No, he and others were simply collateral damage.
In part he wanted to test the strength of the Western alliance and specifically our place in that alliance, given the fact we are leaving the EU and our uncertain future relationship with a Trump America. In addition the inevitable response would be a perfect opportunity to inform his constituency that, once again, the Western capitalist bastards are attacking the peaceful Russian people for no good reason, ergo, his message to the Russian people is:
“Vote for me at the election. Russia needs a strong tsar – er, sorry - leader.”
And what of us?
There are some who say we should not have responded to this provocation. Our esteemed Leader of the Opposition has been equivocal and cautioned against engaging in another cold war. For my part, I rather think that boat has already sailed. I wonder what Mr Corbyn would have said when Hitler moved into the Rhineland or Austria?
“Hang on a minute, let’s not get ahead of ourselves, they might just be having a day trip to pick up some cheap booze and take in the sights”.
What’s that called? – Oh yes, appeasement. Now that did work well!
How much evidence does Mr Corbyn want? The attack on the people of this country was with a military grade nerve agent only developed and produced by Russia. The manner of its use was such as to be wholly negligent of its capacity to affect many more people than the supposed intended targets.
Of course, Russia was likely to be responsible and, of course, we had to respond.
In addition to the expulsion of Russian “diplomats”, the Conservative party will have to forego any further donations from Russian emigres, including those that have been made through auctions at Tory black tie fund raisers. In one such example, the wife of an ex minister in Putin’s government paid £160,000 to play a tennis match with Boris Johnson. Personally, instead of playing tennis, I would investigate just how they acquired their wealth. Then extend this policy to other members of the Russian community, the squillions laundered through the City and the purchase of property.
Oh yes, we’ve also held talks with our closest allies and all have agreed with the government’s analysis and pledged their full support. Now whether such warm words will translate into action is a perhaps a moot point. So far we remain (oops) a member of the EU, but what the relationship will be after Brexit with both the EU and America is anyone’s guess. My fear is that we will end up as ‘Blighty no mates’!
So perhaps you can understand why I’ve been feeling just a touch miffed lately. But then, just as I thought that things were as bad as they could be I, for reasons best left to the mysteries of the unconscious, watched the film Network (1976) and more specifically what must be one of the greatest lines in cinema history:
“I’M AS MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE”!
Yeh, I’m mad as hell. I’m mad with Putin, Trump, May, Corbyn and the rest of them. But do you know what, I’m really mad at my fellow citizens who will watch and be able to answer Mastermind questions on the life and times of Ant and Dec, but ask them about the potential effect of leaving the EU or the dangers that Trump and Putin pose for the world, and they will collectively shrug their shoulders and say ‘I’m not interested in politics” or “I don’t really understand that stuff”.
What can we do?
We the Clemantics will seek to enlighten and educate, we will be the Peter Finch’s of the blogging world. We will make a small but perfectly formed existential difference in the world (well you’ve got you’ve start somewhere)!
So join us in our quest, help us impale Vlad, hoist the Brexiteers by the moulies and generally ensure that politicians continually look over their shoulders and feel the hot breath of Clemantics fury should they continue to take us for granted or indeed to the cleaners!
See you next time.
Syd
PS Apparently, Prince George wants to become a policeman…
Who’s going to tell him!?



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