Clemantics unleashed

 

                              CLEMANTICS UNLEASHED

Ladies and Gentlemen (and particularly Gentlemen-of-a-certain age) I give you.... Sir Christopher Chump/Chopper/Dope/Choke/‘Bloke’ (and many more) to describe the ultimate walking self-caricature of a ‘Toryboy’ that even Sir Jools Brassiere could not equal. The Guardian have outed this pathetic Misogynistic Member for Christ-Knows-What-Church (Marlborough College, St. Andies, and Inner Temple) aka The Pious,Pompous ‘Guardian of our Christian Morals' (by self appointment)

The trouble is that Chope shares this special brand of entitlement and misogyny with many notable Tories, who have more power and influence than he  -  The Gover, The BoJJer, ID 'quiet man' S ,and of course,  Foxy 'Fox-it-up' Fox to name but a few. Unfortunately, they often are aided and abetted in their hatred and objectification of women by female MPs (particularly the Leaderene), who have spent too long around male Tory members so that they have internalised sexism.

Like the Moggwich Cuckoo, Mr No-Hope likes nothing better than a good filibuster. Our parliamentary correspondent told me " He loves nothing better than to bring out his Chope-R and kill off a private member's bill ."

Here comrades is our new rallying cry “CHOKE THE CHOPE!!”....for this anachronistic shyster has got beyond a Choke!