On hearing the news of Government's 'bail out' of Community Rehabilitation Companies (CRC)
This Be Far Worse
He'll fuck it up will Grayling
He may not mean it; he has no clue
He fucked it up at Justice
Now he's fucking the railways too.
But he is fucked up in his turn
By a Toff in old style hats and coats
Who loves to make his Tories churn
And keeps them at one another's throats
Each Department hands Graystoke misery on
It deepens like a coastal shelf
Lord keep you lusty if he can
- he's gonna end up at Health.
With thanks to Philip Larkin
