A very happy Brexmess to all you Bleeders
ALL COME TO THE BREXIT
(To the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
All come to the Brexit,
What! Ye remain uncertain,
Oh come now, oh come now
Ye must surely jest,
But we are going nowhere
A laughing stock we have become
Oh come let us forestall it,
Oh come let us forestall it,
Oh come let us forestall it,
Forever and a day.
Yet Treesa has a deal,
But hark there is a problem,
Cos everybody remain and leave
Think that it is shite,
What can become of us
Now there is an impasse.
Oh Lord look kindly upon us,
Oh Lord look kindly upon us,
Oh Lord look kindly upon us,
Cos we are in a mess.
But lo here’s a saviour,
Come out from the East,
Can it be? No my mistake,
Tis only Jeremy.
Thought we had it sorted,
Yet he flatters to deceive.
But come let us implore him,
But come let us implore him,
But come let us implore him,
He may surprise us all.
Perhaps it is a dream,
Perhaps it’s not reality,
Perhaps one day we'll wake up
And sigh with relief,
Oh I wish it were so,
But the cliff edge beckons.
Oh Lemmings look in wonder…
Oh Lemmings look in wonder,
Oh Lemmings look in wonder,
Make room you’re not alone!
AMEN
