Wednesday, 3 April 2019

Band of Hopeless Tories






 

Time for a song to celebrate the Brexiteer's unrivalled capacity for hypocrisy, autistic nationalistic myopia, and legendary ‘dreamland' fantasy. Step up to the plate Sir Edward Elgar. Take it away Dame Vera 

(and sing along 'all ye who feel so moved by anger and rage, frustration, despair or sheer incredulity at the action of these utterly self-centred, unpatriotic bird- brained dodos.)

Land of Dopes and Tories,
Despisers of what’s free,
How can we expel you,
And those born of thee.

Liars still and liars till your goal is met,
Power has made thee mighty,
And grasping still more yet.
Power has made thee mighty,
GRASPING STILL MORE YET”



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