Sunday, 29 December 2019

And another...



The Cumudgeon wants to streamline the cabinet, so let’s imagine who might be members of the “Central Committee” or Presidium as the cabinet will be called:
Alexander Johnson - Al Jolson
Jacob Rees-Mogg - the Moggwitch Cuckoo
Michael Gove - 'I've been a Wild Gover for many a year'
Priti 'Post-truth' Patel
Dominic Raaaaaab.....id
Sajid Javid - Savage Jav

Known collectively as The Dodgy Half Dozen...Your life in their hands!
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