Hells Bells. Hells Bells. Hellfire All The Way

 "May I wish Clemantics and Clem's readership a very Happy  Christmas ...and see you all down at the allotment on Boxing Day"

HELLS BELLS

(To the tune of Jingles Bells)

Corbyn’s been dispatched,

Bozo’s on his way,

The future’s looking very bleak,

I don’t know what to say,

Whenever that man speaks

My heart feels broke in two,

I just can’t stand his insouciance,

I don’t know what to do.

Oh happy times, happy times,

Bozo’s promised much,

Let’s just hope he don’t end up speaking Double Dutch,

Oh happy times, happy times,

But I am in despair,

Bozo’s election with knobs on is more than I can bear.

But things aren’t all that bad,

I’ve got a triple lock pension,

So whatever Bozo says or does,

I can stand the tension,

Yet pity the younger folk,

They never asked for this,

The only thing left for them to do,

Is to get very rudely pissed!

Oh happy times, happy times,

Bozo’s promised much,

Let’s just hope he don’t end up speaking Double Dutch,

Oh happy times, happy times,

But I am in despair,

Bozo’s election with knobs on is more than I can bear