Monday, 20 January 2020

How many bobs can a Boris bung bung?

"Bung a bob for Boris' bong' - support your PM's narcotic habit

'Bung a bob for a Boris bastard' support your PM's illegitimate children

'Bung a bob for a Brainless Brexiteer' support your MP for Rayleigh & Wickford

'Bung a bob for a Barmy Bigot' support an impeached President

 'Bung a bob for a Boris bang' support your PM's insatiable libido....
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