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'Pick of the Day' 5

June 21st, 2020

 “For too long frankly UK overseas aid has been treated as some giant cashpoint in the sky that arrives without any reference to UK interest.”

Boris Johnson in statement to the Commons 16.06.2020

 

"Aid is not a cashpoint; it is a lifeline that provides medicines, food and shelter, vaccines, bed-nets and clean water for millions around the world. It funds the infrastructure that businesses need to grow and protects the poorest people from a climate crisis they did not cause."

Dhananjayan Sriskandarajah CEO of Oxfam GB 21.06.2020

Pick of the day 4

'Pick of the Day' 4

June 16th, 2020

"I don't claim to have the education of an MP in Parliament but I do have a social education"

Marcus Rashford, Manchester United Footballer  

calling for the Government to provide free meal vouchers during the summer.

 

The Social Distancing Covid Conga

The Social Distancing Covid Conga

with thanks to Black Lace for their inspirational (?) words

Do! Do! Do!

C'mon do the Covid Conga

Me and you. Lockdown is no more.

SO EVERYBODY...

Do! Do! Do!

Let's do the IKEA conga. Sorry B&Q

IKEA's Queues are much longer,

Spend! Spend! Spend!

Rishi'll supply the wonga.

 

Do! Do! Do!

MP's doin' the Rees-Mogg conga

It's really all the rage

No risk involved..urggh...depending on your age...

Moo! Moo! Moo! 

 

It's the Herd Immunity Conga

No risk involved..urggh...depending on your age

Baa! Baa! Baa!

We're the Covid Cabinet Conga

A Bunch of Brainless Barstewards

Czar Cummings please tell us what to say

Wonga! Wonga! Wonga!

It's the Covid Carve-Up Conga

Deloitte & Serco all in Hancock's pay

Ching! Ching! Ching!

Loads of Covid cash to vacuum up all day

Achoo! Choo! Choo!

It's the Covid spreading Conga

If you've got any sense it's best to stay away.

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'Pick of the Day' 3

June 3rd, 2020 

Prime Minister's Questions

"The Telegraph this morning is reporting that the Prime Minister has decided to take direct control of the Government's response to the virus. It's an obvious question to the PM 'Who has been in direct control up 'till now?'"

Keir Starmer, Leader of HM Opposition

"Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? ... your boy(s) took a hell of a beating! Your boy(s) took a hell of a beating!"

Bjørge Lillelien; Oslo, 9 September 1981.