Thursday, 11 June 2020

The Social Distancing Covid Conga

The Social Distancing Covid Conga
with thanks to Black Lace for their inspirational (?) words

Do! Do! Do!
C'mon do the Covid Conga
Me and you. Lockdown is no more.

SO EVERYBODY...

Do! Do! Do!

Let's do the IKEA conga. Sorry B&Q
IKEA's Queues are much longer,
Spend! Spend! Spend!
Rishi'll supply the wonga.
 




Do! Do! Do!

MP's doin' the Rees-Mogg conga
It's really all the rage


No risk involved..urggh...depending on your age...

Moo! Moo! Moo! 
 

It's the Herd Immunity Conga
No risk involved..urggh...depending on your age


Baa! Baa! Baa!

We're the Covid Cabinet Conga


A Bunch of Brainless Barstewards
Czar Cummings please tell us what to say


Wonga! Wonga! Wonga!

It's the Covid Carve-Up Conga






Deloitte & Serco all in Hancock's pay
Ching! Ching! Ching!
Loads of Covid cash to vacuum up all day







Achoo! Choo! Choo!
It's the Covid spreading Conga


If you've got any sense it's best to stay away.

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