Who do we Bash'ir?
(from our correspondent Huw. N. Cryye) raising the alarm and relentlessly pursuing those who would escape JUSTICE
In the summer of Zimmy's 80th Birthday, Dylan's Davey Moore and the 'scandalous' deception of Di are reprised
Who knows the reason why?
"Not I, " said the Prince of Wales
Walking on his feudal dales.
They made me wed a pure girl
Who didn’t understand our world
What is love, I still don’t know
But three into two won’t go
It wasn’t me that made her die
It was fate don’t ask me why.
Who killed Princess Di?
Who knows the reason why?
Not us said the paparazzi
Speeding in his hired taxi
We live to get the photograph
To make you smile to make you laugh
My lens can find you anywhere
You may not like it but I don’t care
It wasn’t me that made her die
It was fate don’t ask me why.
Who killed Princess Di?
Who knows the reason why?
Not me said the journalist
Looking for a tale to twist
We only write what may sell
And royalty’s a bottomless well
So, if it brings on paranoia
I didn’t think it would annoy her
It wasn’t me that made her die
It was fate, don’t ask me why.
Who killed Princess Di?
Who knows the reason why?
Not me said the tabloid scanner
Reading as he ate his dinner
A juicy scandal’s fair enough
These toffs must learn to be more tough
I like to know who they have kissed
And anyway I’m a royalist
It wasn’t me that made her die
It was fate don’t ask me why.
Who killed Princess Di?
Who knows the reason why?
Not me said he who drove the car
That hit that fatal barrier
I had to speed through the streets
The chasing pack was far too fleet
My judgement may have been impaired
But you know I wasn’t spared
It wasn’t me that made her die
It was fate don’t ask me why.
