WHERE ARE THEY NOW? POST-ELECTION 24 EDITION

 CLEMANTICS has fast forwarded to Election 24: Apres la Deluge

(with thanks to the Anonymous Photoshopper at Large)

GOVE-A-GOGO

"Top Man, Bezo! He said he could always find room for talents like mine in his Company"

Despite a CV, which highlighted failures to deliver on Inflation, Boats in the Channel, Integrity and Openness in Governmen,t Rish still manages to bag a job with top Aussie Company Deliveroo: All part of the Brexit Bonus

'DoorMatt' Hancock fails to make the cut in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me and My Handcart out of Here'

(sponsored by ASDA)

RABB TO GO, PLEASE!

"Just take the Bully-Beef Burger, Sir and Foxtrot Oscar"

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OH! OUT OF THE ZONE

 

Oh, Out of the Zone

(To the Tune of Home, Home on the Range)

Some seven years on from the vote that was won,

Brexit benefits seem somewhat remote,

But dear Kemi B has a complete remedy

A trade deal she says is bespoke.

 

CHORUS

Oh, out of the zone,

In a world where we’re all on our own,

Sovereignty is all, but we’re having a ball,

So there’s no need to worry at all.

 

I'm Bad I'm really, really Bad
 

Kemi seems pleased with improved GDP,

But it’s only going up by a fraction,

What of sovereignty you say,

Did it come into play,

Or was it simply a distraction.

 

CHORUS

Oh, out of the zone,

In a world where we’re all on our own,

Sovereignty is all, but we’re having a ball,

So there’s no need to worry at all.

That Kemi’s a card,

She’s a Brexit diehard,

But believes we’re stronger together,

Well if that is the case,

It’s a bloody disgrace,

Cos we had all this once and much better.

CHORUS

Oh, out of the zone,

In a world where we’re all on our own,

Sovereignty is all, but we’re having a ball,

So there’s no need to worry at all