Saturday, 12 August 2023

The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll) Part 4

 

The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)

Part 4

 


'Case! Send my private chopper'

Pleads Sunark now atop the roof

'I'm no more than Suni's excreta mopper'

moans Simon ' ain't that just the truth?'

 

Below the Bozzites search in each room

Look in the Covid Party Suite says the Leader

Or where Ole Maggie kept her witch's-broom.

Let's flush this upstart, this duplicitous bleeder


'Hark' says Bozz's Baroness-in-Waiting

'I hear the Sunark's whirly bird

He's in the air; he's escaping,

Floating upward like a T-Coffey turd


The Sunark bird has already flown

Spirited away by a mystery flyer

Up, up he soars to a place unknown

Safe from the clutches the Bozzman Liar


The Sunark's relief is soon snuffed out

For 'tis Swella perched at the controls

She's up to no good; there is no doubt

Less Sunark supporter; more Sunark troll


'I've secured a safe place and it's just for you

You'll love it's ambience; its sought-after location

Its exquisite moorings its pleasant sea view

A bespoke Swedish bolt hole for a PM staycation




The Sunark looks down an eagle in his eerie

The sea and Poole Harbour hoves into view

Swella grins, she's unnervingly cheery.

Get Suni on the barge, then stage a coup


(Says Sunark) 'It's no safe place; it's just a hulk

I deserve better when fleeing my abusers!'

Poor old Sunark; you must not sulk

Political migrants cannot be choosers!


The Sunark finds the reality of flight from a political oppressor is not to his liking, especially since the Bibby appears to have no swimming pool. Will he pull his green card and escape to 'Frisco or maybe take a flight to Rwanda? Will Swella lead the Bozzmanites to the Bibby Barge or does she have a more grandiose plan?


Do not miss the Hunting of the Sunark part 5...




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