Our Northern Correspondent 'The Invisible Man' reports on his encounter with Private Eye's Glenda Slagg
“So
now we learn that Krapp’s mentee was sinister ‘ muttonchops’ Headmaster
muttonchops Rhodesia Boy-Stoned, (Mr Rohdes Boisterous, no less) -. There’s a nasty network trail of
right wing and closet racist ordure if ever I smelt one!!
As for ‘Stall-wart Starmer’… well he needs the ‘Glenda Slagg‘ treatment. As Glenda might say:
“
That ‘Sir Keir’ he can take one of my briefs 🩲 any day! What a mind!
For en sic …. well when he wields that big chopper of his…. POW 💥
They’re done for! And that bryllcream quiff of his…”
“‘Keir’
Starmer is a blinking disgrace to the name of the great ‘Hard Man’
Hardie. Call himself a socialist! This man couldn’t erect scaffolding
never mind any other bit of useful equipment! Completely limp cold 🥶 🐟
. “
Nah maties….. Fcucking USLESS the lot of them…. but there’s no hiding place.”
Now you see him; now you don't...
‘ The Invisible Man’
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