CLEMANTICS EXCLUSIVE
Rish explains what he meant when he said 'Mob Rule (is) Replacing Democratic Rule'. He lifts the lid on the 'mobs' who are seeking to take over and run the country as he takes us deep into the murky world of Le Cinque Famiglie Conservartrice.
But first this is how it works:
So let's meet the MOBSTERS:
La Prima Famiglia- SODDEM e CAMORRA
CAPO di TUTTI
Cruella Bravo-Bravissimo
Wanted for Regicide – (her part in the demise of The King of the World); Serial Incompetence: Connections to a dodgy Central African State; Fantasizing about a 747 blasting her off to Nirvana; Talking a good Coup d'Etat. Failure to deal with the insipient threat of Tofu-eating Wokerati
SOTO CARPO
LIZ LATTUGA (the lettuce) TRUSS
The Lettuce has declared all out war on the Wokerati. Deranged and unpredictable she is in a ' deep state' of paranoia. Her battle cry of 'Where there is Truss let me bring chaos' strikes fear into the hearts of the Anti-Camorra Coalition (ACC)
CAPO REGIME (1)
Kemi Brutta-Nottata aka Quello Infallibile (the Infallible One) aka Badass B
She's bad; she's bad; she's really really bad
As Badass tells it:
'If you let people think they can get away with a certain type of behaviour, people will take advantage of it.'
CAPO REGIMO (2) – ASSASSINI PRIMO
ROBERTO JENMUCCHIO aka Robert Jenrick
Never smile at Mr. Crocodile. Don’t be taken in by his sadistic grin. He is a man to be feared.
The assassin with the goofy smile “rubbed out” Michel Il Topo (Micky Mouse); no rodent is safe when he’s around!
CONSIGLIERI
Giacobbe Grease-Mob aka L'Uomo che Cadde Accidentalmente in una Trebbiatrice Vittoriana
(The man who accidentally fell into a Victorian threshing machine)
Giaccobo is an old-style mobster, easily recognizable by his Undertaker Suit and Topper (which he has worn ever since he lost his dear 'Nanny'). On no account engage him in conversation- he will trap you in his web of obfuscation and sophistry. There is simply no way out when he weaves his magic.
CAPO REGIMO (3)
LEE 'CANE PUZZO' (attack dog) IMBERCILE aka L'INFILTRATO aka TRENTE LIRE
Lee Cane Puzo is as dangerous as he is stupid. He has been sent undercover by La Famiglia to create havoc firstly by worming his way into Il Partito Laburista and most recently by joining Il Partito Idiota Riformatore. As seen in the picture, many believe that Bravo-Bravissimo has given him 'abbastanza corda per impiccarsi' as he is no longer useful to Soddem e Camorra. Indeed, the Cognoscenti say that ' Trente Lire (already) sleeps with the fishes'.
Next on CLEMANTICS - close up and personal with each member of La Famiglia...UNMISSABLE
WITH THANKS TO CARTOONISTS Ian Baker, The Spectator, Irancartoon, @ Yorkshire Bylines
