Monday, 25 December 2017

ClemantiCarol for Christmas Day


ClemantiCarol for Christmas Day




 

'God help us you're no gentlemen... Is this the price we pay!?
(To the Tune of ‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen…)
I.
The people they have chosen
Oh Lord what have they done?
Negotiations started
And we are on the run
The Brexiteers play hard and fast
But sense they all have none!
No tidings of comfort or joy
Comfort or joy
No tidings of comfort, or joy.
II.
Oh ye mindless Brexiteers
Please, just give us a break
The glory you imagine
Will end up in heart ache
Though Theresa May might get a deal
T’will be many, many years.
Oh gawd ye loathsome Brexiteers, Brexiteers
Oh gawd ye loathsome Brexiteers
III.
In Downing Street at number 10
The Blessed May resides
With ‘Phil at Home’ her anchor
Clasped safely to her side
She wrestles with the many pleas
But finds she can’t decide
Oh which way must she surely jump, surely jump?
Oh which way must she surely jump?
IV
Now to The May sing praises
For she is all we’ve got
Unless you want young Corbyn
But he cares not a jot
For Europe is to him a curse
Our saviour he is not
No tidings of comfort or joy (there)
No tidings of comfort or joy!

 

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