On
Holiday with the Polly Patella Family
always
ready for a knees up! (The old ones are the best).
Day 1
I’ve got
a treat for us today, we’re going to visit a new Theme
Park called Gollam Heights – yes, it’s
something to do with the Lord of Everything We
Survey!
And, with
luck, we’ll run into Uncle Ben
– no, not the ice cream man, the other one. Now, don’t be silly,
you know I don’t mean Jerry!
Anyway,
they’re opening it up just for us and although it will cost quite a
lot for us all to get in, I’m told that all the money will go to a
very good cause.
If you get
lost don’t for goodness sake go down the hill and, remember, you
can always trust the staff in their rather fetching olive green
uniforms.
Now…what
else?
Oh yes,
the rides.
There’s
the ‘Run for Cover Helter-Skelter’
– but it might be closed… it depends on the military sit’ rep’.
Then
there’s The Dodgems
- not just any old dodgems, but real
tanks!
A rifle
range – hit the target and win a Syrian
refugee
What’s
that? Can you take them home? Not if I’ve got anything to do with
it!
What else?
Oh yes, The Scenic Railway
– the view is absolutely devastating, or devastated – depends if
the staff are having an off day.
Oh, there
are loads of things, even a fortune teller – but we won’t take
that seriously, there’s nothing anybody can tell me about my golden
future.
What’s
that – what are we going to do tomorrow?
Well,
unfortunately, mummy’s got to work but, I promise when we get home
I really do think I’ll take more time off to spend time with you -
my family
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