Friday, 16 August 2019




We’re all glad to see ‘Bonkers Boris’ has got a new crime strategy……

 

Overheard Somewhere in Whitehall...

Bozo ”Lock them up I say”…..

Senior Civil Servant Home Office: ”Err but there are no prison places for them, PM”…….

Bozo: "After we  come out of Europe we can use P&O Ferries as off shore "prison hulks”. It’s been done before. The Napoleonic Wars?”

SCS: “What a wonderful stroke of lateral thinking PM! What I wouldn’t have given for an Eton education like yours” (thinks:) "Whatever dark corner of the deepest cesspit pit of ignorance did this 'mind without a brain' crawl out from?”...

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