Romanian Fruit Pickers arrive at Stanstead Airport

A Song to Celebrate the First Landing of Romanian Fruit Pickers at Stanstead Airport

(or Mark Francois' Doomsday Scenario)

Immigration Now Come on by K.o.o.L & The Gangmeisters

Immigrate good times, Come on

Asparagus pickers good times, Come on

Fruit and veg go to waste right here

Unpicked harvest throughout the year

So bring back Romanians, Pollacks too

We're completely fucked without the likes of you

Come on now

Immigration

Lets pick that fruit, pack that veg

Immigration

You gotta immigrate to earn your wedge

Get on that plane it's Stanstead bound

There's an unskilled job for you

Everyone across the world

Come on

Yahoo! Atchoo! Immigration

Covid 19 – no bar to you

Come on

Immigrate, good times, Come on

Mark Francois he love immigration

Immigrate, pick crops

All yo Romanians,

C'mon

Farmers gonna welcome you tonight

Immigrate NOW, you know it's right

Fieldworkers, guaranteed a good time

No minimum wage, that's just fine

Immigration NOW, come on...etc. Etc.

The songster wishes to acknowledge his debt to Mr. K.o.o.L and the Gang – now just C'mon!