71 Brexit Forms

                                                          (To the tune of 76 Trombones)

CHORUS

71 Brexit forms extra staff to pay

Every one correct or there’s hell to pay

I’m filled with dread cos my stock might all be dead

If mistakes are made and there’s delay

 

 

Oh Happy days now Brexit’s finally here

And Bojo says the future’s clear

The sunny uplands they are now in sight

So poo poo to all who think its shite

 

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There’s paper here, there and everywhere

And exporters must be aware

Life is tough

And Johnson’s playing rough

So where does it leave you, in despair

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But just a mo’, we’ve got our sovereignty

And oh how good now that we are free

Freed from the shackles

That held us Marley like

And Third World status is our right

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Finally, Brexit’s done and dusted

A pity that the economy is busted

Yet many believe

Our future’s ours to forge

So let’s cheer

For England

And St George!!

 

FINAL CHORUS