The Adventures of Bozzpert Bear in A Nutwood Falling Out – Part 1

 

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The Adventures of Bozzpert Bear

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A Nutwood Falling Out – Part 1

Barnard Badger and Bozzy Bear

Are friends for Life without compare

But Badger thinks Bozzy stupid and crass

A brainless bear; a complete ass

No bounds are there to the bear's conceit

A huger ego you could not meet

King of Nutwood says Bozzy, I will be

Don't laugh Badger you will see

It could be a wheeze says Barnard Bee

Let's rule Nutwood, just you and me

You need my brains; I need your capers

And to sell ourselves, we'll need the papers

 

I can't be King Bozzbear frowns

Nutwood thinks we're just 2 clowns

Badger Brightens: Now here's the thing

We'll lie and cheat to make you King

Wise (?) Old Gove we'll need on sides

Less he stirs the Schitt and more besides

Look out for Govey, if he jibs

You'll find his knife between your ribs

(Wise Old Gove friend and mentor to Bozzy)

Nutwood's Greenwall could spoil our game

They're well p*ss*d off, to me it's plain

Says Badger, Bozzpert we need not fear

We'll buy 'em off with crisps and beer

(Aay oop Lad, It's Bozzy's shout)

The Badger's plan it works a treat

Now Nutwood marches to Bozzy Bear's Beat

But now Bozzbear must confess

He's got himself in a fine old mess

He's fallen for Princess Nutwood's charms

Bozzy's given his all in Nut-Nut's arms

Has not King Boz been forewarned

Hell hath no fury like a Badger scorned

 

And so it is, the fun begins

As Badger wants payback for Bozzy Bear's sins...

Don't miss Part 2, in which Barnard Badger quits Nutwood