Friday, 21 April 2023

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? POST-ELECTION 24 EDITION

 CLEMANTICS has fast forwarded to Election 24: Apres la Deluge

(with thanks to the Anonymous Photoshopper at Large)

GOVE-A-GOGO

"Top Man, Bezo! He said he could always find room for talents like mine in his Company"


Despite a CV, which highlighted failures to deliver on Inflation, Boats in the Channel, Integrity and Openness in Governmen,t Rish still manages to bag a job with top Aussie Company Deliveroo: All part of the Brexit Bonus

'DoorMatt' Hancock fails to make the cut in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me and My Handcart out of Here'

(sponsored by ASDA)

RABB TO GO, PLEASE!


"Just take the Bully-Beef Burger, Sir and Foxtrot Oscar"

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