The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll) Part 3

 

The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)

Part 3

The door knocker knocks rat-a-tat-tat

Oleaginous Oliver opens the door

'No-one's here just me and Larry the cat

No Sunarks live here; of that I'm sure

Westminster's really not the Sunark's bag

Glad-handing summits are more to his taste

- A podium pic; a wave of the flag

No little people; no questions to be faced'

 

'Outta my way 'Snapper' snarls Crudde-Arss

The Baron's come here to hunt Bozzman's quarry

I'm nasty I'm rich; I've got no class

That Sunark's toast, Dowdy; don't you worry!'

Young Dowdy slams the door in Crudde-Ass face

'No matter' says Bozzman with a grin

'I kept the keys; no.10 being my rightful place!'

'Bravo' say all as they rush on in

Sunark's upstairs panicking on the blower

'The Bozzman Bunch are tight like a drum'

S'nark's Compadres are a duplicitous shower

- Kemi's just 'badass'; and Swella's plain dumb

Sunark rings his sole mate Jezza-Le-Hunte

Jezz is away at a numeracy class

'Jiggles is just useless, I must be blunt

Who can I turn to to cover my arse ?'

Vlody Zelensky treats me like Bozzman's bitch.

'Where's Wally' Wallace having queered my pitch

Manny Macron says our Bromance is done

I'm simply Rishi No-Mates with nowhere to run'

As The Sunark considers a spreadsheet which sets out his options (of which there are precious few) the tread of Bozzman and his Ruffians can be heard on the stair.... Has the Sunark left it too late to escape the Bums' Rush or will he survive to see his 5 Pledges sink without trace? Do not miss Episode 4 (or stream all episodes on Nutfix for 50 Smakers -used notes preferred. All prices subject to rate of inflation at time of purchase)