Britannia Playhouse presents...

BRITTANIA PLAYHOUSE PRESENTS

BREXIT – A TRAGEDY…..waiting to happen

A Madhouse Production

In association with Headless Chickens Promotions

Supported by The No Direction Company

The Players

Theresa May - A gay young thing who just loves meeting people

Boris Johnson =  Self-serving flip flopper

Michael Gove -  Uriah Heep do-a-like

Bernard Jenkin -  Hammer Horror squad playe

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IDS  - Failed leader

Sir Bill Cash -  Empire Loyalist?

Peter Bone - Whatever Mrs Bone says

Liam Fox -  Believes in the global importance of……oh yes…..himself

David Davies -  Flatters to deceive…..for a minute or two

Dominic Raab  -  Snotty – or does he just have a sinus problem

Theresa Villiers - Just scary

Kate Hoey -  Former high jump champion – now believe we should all be for the high jump

John Redwood -  Cliff edge Johnny

Esther McVey - Some say all Liverpudlians are comedians

                                                                                              Nah, this ones just a joke!

Jacob Rees-Mogg Caricature – well, of Jacob Rees-Mogg

Act One

Scene The forest – so thick you cant see the wood for the trees

Once upon time……………………………..