Brexit Sausage Sandwich Part 2

 Brexit Sausage Sandwich Game Part 2

 

Just a reminder, this is how it works.

A celebrity guest is asked two questions about his or her personal life that only the celeb can answer. Two contestants representing local or national football teams, score 'goals' based on their ability to correctly guess the celebrity's answer. In the final question which gives the game its name, the contestants have to guess how the celebrity takes his Brexit Sausage Sandwich.

The winner gets a free ticket to 'The Good Old Days'. The loser gets a ticket to the 'Good Old Days' in the company of The Moggster and his Nanny.

Steve Baker: Question 2 - Jezza likes nothing more than going to the Allotment-holders' Annual St. Patrick's

Day Ceili. He always goes in fancy dress. This year

Did he go dressed as Brian Boru?

Did he go dressed as The Pope?

Or did he go dressed as King Willy?

SB: Ms. Brad-ass – you can have first dibs on this one.

Karen Brainless: This is hard. I, of course, know who the Pope is. Everyone, literally everyone, knows who the Pope is? King Willy, isn't that one of those mags, which girls used to pass round in the Locker-room? (aside) Yes, Mr Trump, girls get up to stuff in locker-rooms too!! Brian Boru, that's sort of ringing a few bells from my briefing when I became Minister – it's been such a steep learning curve; wait 'till I tell you about Sectarian Violence – absolutely mind blowing. (flashes winning smile at Mr. Baker-up) But I digress. I can just see Jezza in that gorgeous white get-up, looking so hot in his matching beret; like Rumplestiltskin going to his first confirmation! It has to be the Pope.

SB: Arlee?

Arlene from Antrim: The name's Arlene; you'll have reason to remember that wee man; so use it. Now let me tell you about King Willy. Sit up Ms. Brad-ass and learn a thing or two. It's July 1691, William of Orange has just defeated the Jacobites... it seems like only yesterday...

SB: So Jezza went to the ball dressed as King Willy?

AA: No you Ejeet.'Tis an insult to utter the names of King Willy and Binliner in the same breath.

Brian Boru's Binliner's man.

SB: So Jezza, what's it to be ?

JC: “Good Morning. How nice to see you and goodbye.”

SB: So you've both drawn a blank there again. That makes the score:

The Scotch Royal Blues – Zip

The Manc Sky Blues – Zip

SB: So, there's everything to play for as we head into the final of the Brexit Sausage Sandwich Game. Now Jezza loves a good sausage. Saveloy, curried Bratwurst, Wall's Corkers, he's had his laughing gear around the lot. But does he like his sausage saucy or not?

Does Jezza Corr-Binliner like his Sausage with Hard Brexit sauce – chewy, starting to congeal with an occasional lump

Does he like it with Soft Brexit sauce? - smooth and easy on the palate

Or does he like it with No Brexit sauce at all? Let's keep the sausage just as it is.

AA: Binliner – soft as Shite; Soft Sauce, it has to be. The man can just skiddly diddly as far as I'm concerned.

KB:

As I posted in #MeToo@dooin'bradley I have had my problems with a few of the 'posh boys' in

my own party but to be fair I have always found Mr. Corr-Binliner to be a 'no sauce' at all sort of man.

SB: Jezza?

JC: “Good Morning. How nice to see you and goodbye.”

SB: So, no change there and we're all none the wiser. So the Brexit Sausage Sandwich Game ends as usual in a no-score draw.

Before I go, you will all be pleased to know that The Brexit Sausage Sandwich Game has had its run extended beyond April Fools Day. Long extension; short extension impossible to tell but see you all next month...

Thanks are due to the Boy from Bermondsey, Danny Baker, the inventor of The Sausage Sandwich Game and many more japes besides