Sunday, 16 February 2020

Sajidfaction




Sajidfaction (or He Had It Coming) by The Strolling Moans

Dom can't get no Sajidfaction, Dom can't get no
Sajidfaction
He's tried (and Lord knows) he's tried
Dom can't get no, Dom can't get no...

When Dom's driving in his car
And Saj comes on that Radio 4
Tellin' Robbo more and more, Treasury information
He's gonna upset all the nation
Dom can't get no Sajidfaction

Dom's at home watchin' the BBC
And Saj comes on and says
It's impossible to work with me
And he can't fund no Vanity Projects
'Cos we still need austerity

Dom can't get no...hey, hey, hey
He'll soon be on his way
Cos' he's fried, fried and he's fried
Dom can't get no Sajidfaction...

Now Bozza's jollyin' round the world
And he's promising this and funding that
Now he's tryin' to impress some girl,
Who tells Bozza
'Baby, better come back maybe next week
Cos' Saj's the one not that Cummings Freak'
Bozza can't get no; oh no,no,no;hey, hey, hey!
Saj just can't stay; out the door's the only way

Bozza can't get no Sajidfaction
Dom can't get no Sajidfaction
No Sajidfaction, No Sajidfaction.
Fcuck off Sajid along with your faction...

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