Friday, 21 February 2020

Workshy4Shytework

A Pritty Dystopian Message 


 
Right you lazy economically inactive (retired) bastards, soon vans will be touring every street where there is a preponderance of people like you. The agents of the state will then press gang all those  unable to flee over the back fence and escort you to the nearest hop field or orchard where you will work for a minimum of 8 hours per day.

Should you expire during this period of work, burials will be arranged on site; quick, neat and economical.

However, this will not only solve the question of immigration, it will also resolve the overuse of the NHS by the Crinklies, because the unspoken element of this policy is the expectation that large numbers will expire on the job; thus dealing with bed blocking and the need for an increase in carers.

See you on the chain gang...
 
 

No comments:

Post a Comment

The Secret PPE Files

  The Secret PPE Tapes As the Covid Enquiry ploughs irresistibly on, Clemantics is happy to report that recordings of conversations held on...