Friday, 22 May 2020

PICKING FOR BRITAIN

Clemantics was sorry to hear that the

PICKING FOR BRITAIN




web-site folded within hours of announcement by Tory Environment Minister George 'Useless' Eustice .


To fill the void Clemantics has opened its

'Pick of the Day'
 


site. We will choose the best of the lies, obfuscation and 'car crash' interviews of Johnson and his gang of sycophants. You are invited to submit your own for publication.

There will be a special 'Woeful Wednesday Feature -Mismatch of the Day'

 

in which we bring you the highlights of PMJ being dispatched from the dispatch box at PMQs

Pick will be a regular feature offered by Clemantics until the 'Daily Briefing' ceases to grace our screens and we emerge on 'the other side'
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'Pick of the Day' 1

May 20th, 2020

It is difficult to find alternative sources (to fund NHS). It is the right way forward.”

                            (P.M on the surcharges exacted from overseas NHS Workers)

May 21st, 2020

The PM has asked the Home Secretary and I to work on how we can remove NHS and care Workers from the NHS 'surcharge' as soon as possible.” 

(Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health on the surcharges exacted from overseas NHS Workers)

October 10th, 1980


To those waiting... for that...catchphrase, the 'U-turn', I have only one thing to say: 'You turn [U-turn] if you want to. The lady's not for turning!'


(PM Margaret Thatcher to Tory Conference in 1980)

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