The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)

 

The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)

 

Part, the First

'Let us 'do' for the Sunark' the Bozzman cried

As he assembled his cronies with care

'Let's jump on this Wickhamist

Let's Roger the Dodger; let's give this worm a scare'

 

'Let's snuff out the Sunark!' I have said it twice

That alone will encourage my crew

'Let's' take out', the Sunark,' I have said it thrice

When I wiffle 3 times it always come true!

My crew is complete; it includes Dippy Dorris

Dork, Sans Pareil and devoted to Boris;

The Lord Cruddarse a consummate tit

Small in the brain and slow in the wit

A Moggster, the proleptic Master of Obfuscation

An incurable windbag , given to self-admiration

A Goldsmith to give us all money;

A necessary joke, but not very funny.

 

Last of all and by no means least

A Pretty Pattell to thwart our Sunark Beast.

The Bozzman concluded

No room for Rabbid – he's clearly deluded

Alas ruminated Bozzer with a sigh

Biter Mordant won't join us I know not why.

We have need of her stabberous sword

Thus,The Sunark's ruination's assured

(Bozza feigns a sword thrust)

'So,enquired ' the Moggster 'what is the plan?'

Fly the Sunark to Rwanda or p'rhaps Kurdistan?

'By Jove!' exclaims the Bozzman without hesitation

Let's find him guilty of illegal migration

House in Santa Monica, married in Bangalore

He's not one of us,of that we are sure

A small boat to Calais surely awaits

Nothing personal; Rish 'Them's just the breaks'

 

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In Part 2 the Crew make suggestions on how to ensnare the Sunark. But first of all they must find The Elusive Sunark...