Monday, 10 July 2023

The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll) Part 2

 

The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)

Part 2



The Cowardly Lion's holed up somewhere

Number 10, no doubt, or maybe Chequers

Moggster opines 'One does not really care...'

No Sunark can escape these Bozzman wreckers

 

'To Westminster, Brave Cronies in Chariots of Fire

Pretty will lead our Spite Brigade charge

Burnished by bigotry; galvanized by ire;

No prejudice too small for a Bully-at-Large


Through Trafalgar the Butties sauntered

Dippy Dorris bringing up the rear

'I'm an MP, Bystanders' she taunted

'Mid Beds Burghers . Get me outta here!!'




Onward, onward strode the 6 Bunglers

Jacco Berry had now joined the band

'Cuthroat Jake's with us' Bozzman thunders

Let's die-in-a-ditch; Let's make our last stand!'


'Come my Avengers. Get Sunarkxit done!'

The Motleys round Whitehall and teeter into Downing

Kuenssberg's there waiting and a chap from the Sun

Is this revolution or just more Bozzman clowning?


'What business with The Sunark?' asks Ms. K

'Is it to praise or Berry the Apostate?'

'One seeks only to Pro-rogue, One might say...'

Moggster attempts to divert and obfuscate.


'No time to stand here bandying chat'

spits Pretty pressing on to number10

'We're here to face down the puny rat

I'm Nemesis; the Chastener of feeble men'


Pretty raps feverishly the knocker to Number 10. Who will answer the Door? Is the Sunark heading for the Escape Tunnel? Is that the noise of his personal helicopter with Sunark's Bestie flying in to the rescue? Only Part 3 will tell. Don't miss!

 




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