The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)
Part, the First
'Let us 'do' for the Sunark' the Bozzman cried
As he assembled his cronies with care
'Let's jump on this Wickhamist
Let's Roger the Dodger; let's give this worm a scare'
'Let's snuff out the Sunark!' I have said it twice
That alone will encourage my crew
'Let's' take out', the Sunark,' I have said it thrice
When I wiffle 3 times it always come true!
My crew is complete; it includes Dippy Dorris
Dork, Sans Pareil and devoted to Boris;
The Lord Cruddarse a consummate tit
Small in the brain and slow in the wit
A Moggster, the proleptic Master of Obfuscation
An incurable windbag , given to self-admiration
A Goldsmith to give us all money;
A necessary joke, but not very funny.
Last of all and by no means least
A Pretty Pattell to thwart our Sunark Beast.
The Bozzman concluded
No room for Rabbid – he's clearly deluded
Alas ruminated Bozzer with a sigh
Biter Mordant won't join us I know not why.
We have need of her stabberous sword
Thus,The Sunark's ruination's assured
(Bozza feigns a sword thrust)
'So,enquired ' the Moggster 'what is the plan?'
Fly the Sunark to Rwanda or p'rhaps Kurdistan?
'By Jove!' exclaims the Bozzman without hesitation
Let's find him guilty of illegal migration
House in Santa Monica, married in Bangalore
He's not one of us,of that we are sure
A small boat to Calais surely awaits
Nothing personal; Rish 'Them's just the breaks'
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In Part 2 the Crew make suggestions on how to ensnare the Sunark. But first of all they must find The Elusive Sunark...
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