Friday, 3 July 2020

American Dependence Day Celebration

July 4th – American Dependence Day



Yankee's poodle came to town
Sold out for a 'pony'
Bobby shaftoed all of us
Spouting promises quite phoney.











Poodle Johnners went to town
sold out for a pony
White feather in his cap
he swallowed Trump's baloney

Yankee's poodle likes to Hump
Poodle gets quite randy
He'd screw us all just for Trump
And think himself quite dandy












Yankee's poodle came to town etc. etc.


Ed note: Pony - cockney rhyming slang for £25
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